Oh Waiter, Oh Waiter
I order, you cater
Mine is the job
To make everything right
A potion
A potion?
To set love in motion
I see in your menu
A special tonight

My love here is thirsty
His heart needs a drink
He isn't attracted
To you, but I think
A potion of loving
Would help him be needing?
Your loving hand feeding him
Just as before

Darling, please, don't fret
You might come back to me yet
There is hope yet still
I'll be waiting for you till
Your doubts are subdued
And your love renewed
Now I hesitate
Give me time, just wait